I’m Fucking Matt Damon … You’re Fucking Ben Affleck


sarah silverman - jimmy kimmel

Sarah Silverman è un’attrice, comica e scrittice americana spesso criticata per il suo soprannome Big S. e per la sua satira di temi taboo e controversi come il sesso, religione e razzismo.
Il 31 Gennaio è apparsa alla trasmissione del fidanzato Jimmy Kimmel Live! e, per festeggiare il quinto anniversario dello show, ha mostrato un video realizzato con la collaborazione dell’uomo più sexy del momento Matt Damon (preso in giro diverse volte nel programma di Kimmel).
Ecco il video:

Per tutta risposta, Jimmy Kimmel ha deciso di mostrare a Febbraio un video per la sua fedifraga fidanzata!
Il video è ispirato a quello più famoso di “We are the World” e, come potrete ben vedere, al gioco si sono prestate numerose stars: Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Dominic Monaghan, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn.

Ecco il video:

Testo di I’m Fucking Matt Damon:
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon

Testo di I’m Fucking Ben Affleck:
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m ******* Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s ******* Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m ******* Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s ******* Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger ****.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…******* Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m ******* him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on ******* Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m ******* you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our ******* won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.
Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s ******* our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He’s ******* Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: ******* Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He’s ******* Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the ******* night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them **** at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them ****. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s ******* Ben, ******* Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He’s ******* Ben. He’s ******* Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s ******* Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the ******* every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s ******* Ben.
Everyone: He’s ******* Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
Everyone: He’s ******* Ben! ******* Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s ******* Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s ******* Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty ******’ good.

Fonte: people

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7 pensieri su “I’m Fucking Matt Damon … You’re Fucking Ben Affleck

  1. La prima cosa che mi e’ venuta in mente dopo aver letto il titolo di questo post?
    “FINALMENTE!!! COSI’ ALMENO SFOGA E LA SMETTE CON I POST SUL SESSO!!!”

    Poi pero’ ho realizzato che: no, Matt Demon non si era concesso alla nostra Bionda.

    Sorry Bionda! 😛

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  4. @gandalf: lieta di esserti stata utile! 😉

    @manu: infatti! ci vedrei bene a fare questi show Victoria Cabello oppure Paola Cortellesi, ma immagini uno Scamarcio o un Raul Bova che si prestano!? ma dai!!!! :[

    @detro: smetterla con i post sul sesso!? ma se ti tengono compagnia?!
    Matt Damon è un gran pezzo di giovine, ma devo dire che preferisco Ben Affleck! 😉

    @colleg8: si, sono tutti e due divertentissimi!

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